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jrmunro
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 Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 5:59 pm Post subject: Thought this was funny |
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The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT!!! This virus will wipe out your private life entirely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises.
Take two good friends to the nearest liquor store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life. |
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Tetrium
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Location: The Netherlands
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| Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 6:10 pm Post subject: Re: Thought this was funny |
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| jrmunro wrote: | The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT!!! This virus will wipe out your private life entirely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises.
Take two good friends to the nearest liquor store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life. |
*Opens bottle of scotch and poors a glass* |
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johnorun
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Chiefish
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Heh heh heh funny but I prefer the anticdote of
Work Ending Enhancing Device= WEED 
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D.8080
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This one is great!  |
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wepwawet
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Another medicine:
Cancel Injuries Generally At Recent Events That This Effect Stops
humble German English lol
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