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johnorun
Joined: 04 Apr 2008
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 Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 2:39 am Post subject: CHIP-QUIPS #1 (CPU & Chip related Jokes and Comedy) |
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OK-WINDMILER got the comedy ball rolling, so I have started a new post called(CHIP-QUIPS) which will be open to any members to add chip-related photos, jokes, puns, comics drawings or whatever makes you laugh. 
PLEASE: No cruelty or deadly force to the chips!!
Mature themes permitted. 
>> to ADMIN: Can this be made a "sticky" so it's easy to post to?
So here goes>> Chip-Quips #1:
"Shuffling the DECS"
If you like it OK,,If you don't, what do I care....it's 2:30 am!!   |
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Cpuswe
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Location: Karlskrona, Sweden
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el_gecko
Joined: 25 May 2005
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Location: Nice, France
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| Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 4:13 am Post subject: |
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lol, nice!
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chip68
Joined: 19 Oct 2004
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Location: Central Pennsylvania
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| Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 1:40 pm Post subject: |
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Q: Why doesn't Mick Jagger collect CPUs?
A: Because a Rolling Stone gathers no MOS.
Q: What do you call it when an Am2901 fails?
A: Bipolar disorder.
Q: Why did the destitute chip collector work at a bowling alley?
A: He had a lot of experience straightening pins.
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chip68
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Q: What do you call a very short, demanding woman?
A: A microcontroller
Q: What was the first Canadian EPROM?
A: 1702A
Q: Why did the plastic package ask to be knighted?
A: He longed to be called CERDIP.
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CPUShack
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Location: State of Jefferson, USA
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chip68
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| Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 2:41 pm Post subject: |
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Q: Why did the wafer run away from the dicing machine?
A: He was afraid to die.
Q: Why couldn't the microprocessor afford to keep executing code?
A: It ran out of instruction cache.
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kosmokrator
Joined: 03 Jul 2008
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Location: Athens-GR
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| Posted: Sun Aug 31, 2008 7:25 am Post subject: |
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ok here is my key chain stuff.....
is an Atmel AT89S52 from my old scool project whitch burned from wrong wireing and i think may
do as keychain.....i drill it and mount it on my keys...
i have it 2 years now...... 
of cource i have an other Nos in my collection
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Windmiller
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Location: Chapel Hill, NC
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| Posted: Sun Aug 31, 2008 7:34 am Post subject: |
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I remember bringing myself to tears reading this thread for the first time. |
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