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ItsMeOnly
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- One human cell contains 75 MB of genetic data.
- One sperm therefore contains 37,5 MB.
- 1 ml of senem contains approx. 100 million sperms.
- On average ejaculation lasting 5 seconds, 2,25 ml will be ejected.
Therefore, a calculated bandwidth of human penis is
(37,5 MB x 100 MB x 2,25)/5 = 1687,5 Terabytes/s, and thus female
egg cell can withstand DDoS attacks of more than 1,5 Petabyte!
And since it will let thru just one packet, so that makes it the best firewall
available. The only fault of this is that this lone packet makes the whole
system hang for 9 months. |
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kosmokrator
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| Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2009 11:43 am Post subject: |
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| hehehe....... |
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naked1300
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Wizzard1
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| Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2009 11:54 am Post subject: |
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| Damn those women and their advanced counter-measures! At least our hackers can get some data through. |
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Gigi
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Marcin
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mvortikar
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...and after the system is cleansed of the infestation after 9 months, you spend the next 18+ years watching the offspring with a performance monitor and continually saying to yourself, "If I just kept her off the penisnet, this would never have happened.
Sorry...best I can come up with on a Sunday morning with a hangover. 
-Mvort |
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... now I know which firewall is the best