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JAC
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 Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 6:07 am Post subject: Serena Williams should be a politician... |
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PRESS CONFERENCE OF THE DAY: Why can't Serena Williams be a footballer? Here's her genius verdict on the Andre Agassi ruckus:
Q: You may have seen today talk about Andre Agassi's upcoming book where he apparently reveals that he took crystal meth in the 1990s. As someone who has known him for a long time, what was your reaction to that revelation?
A: I don't even know what crystal meth is, so, you know, that's what my reaction to it is.
Q: What about the fact that he apparently tested positive on a drug test in '97 but was let off by the ATP Tour after saying he took it by mistake? Are you surprised somebody can be let off that easily like that?
A: Is that right?
Q. Yeah.
A: I haven't read anything about Andre Agassi's book. All I know is I have a book coming out. It's called On The Line. |
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D.8080
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| Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 6:30 am Post subject: |
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She's good at sports.
Don't ask too much other than that... |
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wepwawet
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| Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 7:23 am Post subject: |
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Our Premier traveled for private reason to a foreign country.
As he/she (put is YOUR premier's name:-) comes back he realizes he has forgotten his passport.
The border official asks him for ANY legitimation, premier declines.
The border official mentiones that last year Andre Agassi was there, he prooved his identity by playing tennnis through the metal detecting gate, or Madonna who danced and sang "like a virgin".
Premier says "But I have no idea, I can do nothing."
Said the border official "Oh, if so then you must be the premier, sorry for my doubts".
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JAC
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| Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 12:15 pm Post subject: |
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| wepwawet wrote: |
Premier says "But I have no idea, I can do nothing."
Said the border official "Oh, if so then you must be the premier, sorry for my doubts". |
haha sounds like me. .. shine a flashlight in one ear and see the light come out the other side. |
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wepwawet
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| Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 12:24 pm Post subject: |
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Haha, do you know what those shadows are that you see sometimes?
That are the braineaters that slide through your head.
And what are they doing?
They starve! |
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