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JAC
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 Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2009 6:18 pm Post subject: A day in the life of: just another monkey |
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yeah.. so this dude finds me from my website and want to buy something from me. I am like.. " yeah ok... cool." .. so I email this dude back, but it gets blocked by his spam control, pre-approved email list. When I click on the link in the spam control email to authenticate myself or prove I am not a spam robot, kinda like a dog jumping through hoops or a monkey peeling a banana in a zoo in front of other monkeys who pay to come watch another monkey peeling a bananna.. ooops I have gone off track..,. yeah.. so clicking on the link doesnt work, it looks like the script is broken or not configured correctly. So do I email this clown back in the hope he might one day eventually see the message? Dick is his name. Mr Head.
So far I have...
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Dear Dick Head,
I cant respond to your original request because your over zealous spam control doesnt like me, or maybe your have not RTFM and so you, like a couple of your inbred relatives, have emailed me over the years with this STUPID spam control and I havent been able to reply.
Good day.
Just Another Monkey
err.. /rant
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smithy
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Sounds about right, but maybe get rid of the "Good day"
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Chiefish
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| Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2009 7:09 pm Post subject: |
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Unless you want to be stealthy about it and call him Richard Head 
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JAC
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Hear about the floods in the north of England, in a place called Cockermouth.
and yep.. the media cant say it enough... "here I am standing Cockermouth.. " |
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Wizzard1
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| Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 9:12 am Post subject: |
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| You know Richard, also? I deal with him and his relatives at least daily! |
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D.8080
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| Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 9:34 am Post subject: |
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Who is this pehenomenon?
Really, no joke... scary person. |
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JAC
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| Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 5:45 am Post subject: |
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Follow up to this sorry tale of ineptitude.
"Hey why dont you reply to my email. Did you get my messages?" ( from Mr Potato Head )
To which I am unable to reply.
*sigh* |
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smithy
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| Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 5:14 pm Post subject: |
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| JAC wrote: |
"Hey why dont you reply to my email. Did you get my messages?" ( from Mr Potato Head )
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Geez JAC, I think you're going soft - "Mr Potato Head", unless the potato is is the shape of a penis  |
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JAC
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| Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 7:00 pm Post subject: |
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OMG I think I am mellowing in my old age. Unlike a 50 year old fine fine, I'd hoped to mature with plenty of bite left.
On second thoughts.. penis shaped potato wedges... sure beats alphabet spagetti. A sure hit at lesbian cock tail parties. |
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Chiefish
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| Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 7:24 pm Post subject: |
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| JAC wrote: | | lesbian cock tail parties. |
Isnt that an oxymoron?
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JAC
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| Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 1:55 pm Post subject: |
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Strapons?
I wonder if there is a cpu/mcu in a vibrator. Could be another line in cpu collecting. |
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Bonsai Bill
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